Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a 
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter 
and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and 
screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but 
I had to tell someone!