Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 
4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put 
the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside 
and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!