Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I 
found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year 
old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell 
to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and 
it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but 
I had to tell someone!