Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave 
it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She 
placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I 
had to tell someone!