Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I 
found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She 
put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a 
hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never 
wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely 
off topic but I had to tell someone!