Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell 
to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!