Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and 
gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She 
placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit 
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!

LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I 
had to tell someone!