Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea 
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell 
to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic 
but I had to tell someone!