Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and 
said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She 
put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a 
hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to 
go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic 
but I had to tell someone!