Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 
4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed.

There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her 
ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell 
someone!