Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a 
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter 
and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her 
ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely 
off topic but I had to tell someone!