Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it 
to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the 
shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit 
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to 
go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!