Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea 
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell 
to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and 
it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!