Today, I went to the beach front with my kids.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the 
shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her 
ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off 
topic but I had to tell someone!