Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea 
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She 
put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit 
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had 
to tell someone!