Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a 
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said 
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her 
ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely 
off topic but I had to tell someone!