Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter 
and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear 
and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it 
pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!